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    Default Alex, Andrew and Chris....Sound familiar?

    Spent a whopping 2 minutes devising this master poem for another thread. But I figured I would post it here so you could enjoy it more easily.



    River crossed many times
    by jeeps, stock and lifted
    but when river was crossed this time
    damn jeep and driver were gifted

    in river jeep found a big hole
    good thing that ****er was locked
    because all that saw it know
    the engine of the jeep would have been ****ed

    it tipped to the right a bit
    passenger window was almost half way down
    as water flowed in NAME thought "holy shit"
    and started to look around

    he got the jeep out of danger,
    he never meant to go that deep
    thankfully he had a snorkel as insurance
    or they may have been towing home his jeep.

    A snorkel is not a free pass to be stupid
    but i got photos of people that did
    and they were stuck in the middle of a river
    right next to a boat full of kids

    or that guy that went wheeling at midnight
    as campers cheered loudly by the shore.
    he romped through the river a few times that night
    and his jeep no workin' no more

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    Yeah...got it....thanks. D-bag....

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    Quote Originally Posted by korisu56 View Post
    Yeah...got it....thanks. D-bag....
    You should know by now, the best stories never get old.
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    Unfortunately, quite a few of the early MJ stories revolve around me breaking shit. First MJ trail ride, snapped my axle. Second or third one I hit a massive rock underwater in the last stanza of that poem and my jeep hasn't been the same since.

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    but, said "stories" are backed up by photos....
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    Ask and you shall receive....




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    Hahahaha! GREAT poem!
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    yup, i got photos or video of everything in the poem with the exception of the first few paragraphs since i was not on that trip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miljeep View Post
    Spent a whopping 2 minutes devising this master poem for another thread. But I figured I would post it here so you could enjoy it more easily.

    River crossed many times
    by jeeps, stock and lifted
    but when river was crossed this time
    damn jeep and driver were gifted

    in river jeep found a big hole
    good thing that ****er was locked
    because all that saw it know
    the engine of the jeep would have been ****ed

    it tipped to the right a bit
    passenger window was almost half way down
    as water flowed in NAME thought "holy shit"
    and started to look around

    he got the jeep out of danger,
    he never meant to go that deep
    thankfully he had a snorkel as insurance
    or they may have been towing home his jeep.
    Nice Ryan!

    Yes, the first part here was me.

    Was wheeling on auto pilot as back then I had a second job to support the Jeep addiction and basically never slept. Good thing my trail driving is instinctive now.

    Drove into the wrong crossing and the entire passenger side dropped into a hole. The Jeep got off camber and almost rolled over. Water was over half the hood, you could see it on the lower bottom of the passenger side windshield, and it started coming in thru the open passenger window onto my son.

    I turned tward the high side and drove out of it. Good thing I had left my rear locker on, or the power would have gone to the side with no traction and rolled/sunk we would have went. The airbox is on the passenger side and the snorkle saved the engine as the box was underwater. Snorkles are not just for looks!

    No pix as I was driving - but Chris was right behind me and saw it all.
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    I shit my pants with you. I don't think I've hit the brakes harder than I did that day.

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