Free jeep!!!!

**fuzzbal** · 07-13-2009, 13:35

Free Jeep

A young lady outside of Salt Lake City is running a classified ad (KSL.com) to find a Jeep loving lover. In order to take possession of the Jeep (1992 Wrangler, locked on 33s) you must take the owner as your bride…. And hold her for 5 years. She has fully described her terms and conditions in a copy of the ad below.
1 – she is cute
2 – Jeep is cute too
3 – I love her chutzpa
4 – I love her sense of humor
We wish her good luck. This kind of creativity is precious. Go for it, her email is listed in the ad below. No idea if she is open to relocation.

Free
‘92 Jeep Wrangler…
Midvale, UT 84047
- Jul 1, 2009…with proposal and wedding ring. Terms and Conditions:
1. Marriage must last a minimum of 5 years.
2. Jeep cannot feel neglected - trips to Moab required - but it’s a package deal. You take the Jeep, you take me!
3. Honda 400EX included in lifetime package.
4. Honeymoon required.

Contact me at [email protected]

Men only, please. I am ALL woman!
That’s right! Act now on this one-time offer. All you have to do is date and marry me and you can be the proud owner of a 1992 Jeep Wrangler (along with a 1970 woman). Jeep has a lift, safari top for the summer/hard top for the winter, rear locker, 33″ tires and (new this year) an 8000 lb winch.
Not only do you get the Jeep, but you get me. And boys, I don’t come stock. I am FULLY LOADED! My add-ons include: a great sense of humor, an affection for “garage nights” (that means working on stuff in the garage), an amazing work ethic, temple-worthiness, an appreciation for sports, the ability to live well within my means, logical reasoning skills, a “work hard so you can play hard” mentality, and I’m great with kids, too!

**theyeti1775** · 07-13-2009, 13:45

She ain't fugly either.
A man could do worse.

usnavymitchells · 07-13-2009, 13:54

Can't do it....I hate Purple Seat Covers!!! Besides Patty would Kill ME!!!!!

**tomsjeep** · 07-13-2009, 13:58

Dang, that's a darn sight better deal than I got from my ex.
I wonder if she minds if I'm all old and fugly?

Ah. Reading more carefully, she's an LDS ('temple-worthiness'). So she's unlikely to be very thrilled to meet a Catholic. But she's a definite keeper. Any gal that is happy to wrench has got plus-five points on the over-look the looks scale. That qualifies her as an "honorary hottie" anyday.

Also, I note that the pictured Jeep is in no way a '92... that is no square-eyed stepchild pictured, that's a TJ!

**HillBillE** · 07-13-2009, 14:08

Originally Posted by tomsjeep

Also, I note that the pictured Jeep is in no way a '92... that is no square-eyed stepchild pictured, that's a TJ!

No, thats a 'square eye', just a funny angle of the pic, (I had to blow up th pic to be sure

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Not a bad deal, and even a redhead

**Marinedawg** · 07-13-2009, 14:16

Yeah can't do the LDS either current wife would kill me.

**HillBillE** · 07-13-2009, 14:22

Originally Posted by Marinedawg

Yeah can't do the LDS either current wife would kill me.

Whats 'LDS' stand for? ( not that my wife wouldn't kill me just for thinkin about this

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**Jeffb_79** · 07-13-2009, 14:34

It would take a hell of a lot more than a yj on 33's to convince me to marry pretty much anyone.....
Besides, everyone knows that yj won't be running in 5 years. It may not even run now. Hell, she probably towed it to the trail to get those pictures